dampsandwich:

if i open my mouth please stop me

(via bullied)

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via fake-mermaid)

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

(via legalmexican)